* warning* bad language but fuuny.

[1Bullet]

For those who don't know me I am a contracted Network and IT troubleshhoter. I got a phone call from very large customer with approximately 800 clients on there network. When I arrived I was told the president of the company wanted to see me.

Well someone had spoofed their email server from the LAN ( inside the company) and and sent a email to all their employees as if it had come from the president. My job was to find out who, and yes I did but thats not why I am posting.

I posting cause I can't stop laughing about it.

This the exact copy of the text I have not altered a thing except to remove the name of the company and the president name. It was scripted this way so it would get by the bad word lists on the email server. I'll let you read for youself.


The S.H.I.T Program!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

[phil6580]

Lol.

[annarere1960]

LOL.....
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[tkboxer]

Thats a good one!
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[Jolly Roger]

Cheers for that one
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[ComputerDog]

Really Good!

[herk]

this is an oldie, but still good.

[Uinat]

Good one.