The Divorce

 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:57 pm    Post subject: The Divorce Reply with quote

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. I can't stand that b**ch anymore"
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hangs up the phone.
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
"They're both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way this time!"
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one didn't that coming
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! one way to get them home for the holidays Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol......good one .... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaahhah! that's great.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was great
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