How To Make A Woman Happy VS A Man

 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: How To Make A Woman Happy VS A Man Reply with quote

HOW to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oldy but a goody! Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats what I was doing wrong I had it in reverse Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep sounds about right to me Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like my marriage...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tbfl wrote:
Sounds like my marriage...



hehehe i can relate to that. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. Olden but golden. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice and ooo so true Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one. I need to send this to my SO.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

can i add 3. bring beer

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bobflemming wrote:
can i add 3. bring beer

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


Hey yeah...... Ooops Embarassed Embarassed Not sure how that one got missed
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That pretty much nails it.
And the two most important words that make a woman happy....Yes Dear.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you nailed that one Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At last. You understand me. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes that says it all.......... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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