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valve
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 Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: The Hinge & Teapot |
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Charlie was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new
hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while
she was waiting for John, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When John was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
John replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then
she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy,
and John went to the back room to find it.
From the back room John yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot. |
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blknight3
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ROFL!!!! Love it 
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Uinat
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daripper
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LOL!!!! excellent one
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drastija
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LOL
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:18 am Post subject: |
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| LOL...good stuff ! |
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phil6580
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| LMAO. |
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