Life's Laws

[blknight3]

Remember Life's "Laws"

1. The most common elements in the universe are hydrogen
and stupidity.

2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

3. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery
easier to live with.

4. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull
before.

5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're okay, you're it.

6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad
check.

7. It has recently been discovered that research causes
cancer in rats.

8. The trouble with doing something right the first time
is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

9. It may be your sole purpose in life is simply to serve
as a warning to others.

10. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains
because the average man can see better than he can think.
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[daripper]

LOL!!!! those were great
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[drastija]

LOL
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"Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
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[Uinat]

I'll learn them by heart