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movienut50
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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: ~Play Ball~ |
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Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener
sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service
agents directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary,
looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the
unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner
on down to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when
the agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's
what the people want." With that, Bill gets up, grabs
Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts
her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the
field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill
you! You @#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up &
down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He
leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I
would have never believed how much everyone would
enjoy that!"
Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what
is wrong.
"You were supposed to throw the First Pitch" |
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blknight3
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!! Now THAT is funny 
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daripper
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ROFL!!!!!! now that was funny
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drastija
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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LOL
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sawtooth
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha. that was very good. |
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