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headphonesman
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big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it
look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight
this morning. A true delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bullfight each
morning. If you come early and place
your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and
that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the
day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the
waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins."
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fatheralice
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OMG!! |
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arabian_knight
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Anonymous
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| That is just wrong.... |
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Boneapart
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| Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:39 am Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO... Nice one...
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drastija
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LOL
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phil6580
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| Lol but yuk. |
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Uinat
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herk
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| yikes!! I am going to puke. |
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hondaMC
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spartanstew
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| My groin hurts. |
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