the blonde wins............

[headphonesman]

lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"



The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep
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[daripper]

ROFLMAO!!!!!! loved it.....and they say blondes are dumb
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[sawtooth]

That blonde was originally brunette.

[movienut50]

Must of been one of our blondes from Alabama (Roll Tide)

[blknight3]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! A Smart Blonde
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[phil6580]

She must dye her hair.

[annarere1960]

roflmao
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[drastija]

ROFLMAO!!!!
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[kat]

[Monkeylips]

very funny

[Uinat]

Nice...