The Bathtub Test

 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:21 am    Post subject: The Bathtub Test Reply with quote

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would u se the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"



DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one... ROTFLMAO. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was gonna say spoon, cause you can't get the last dregs out with a bucket Confused
tighten the restraints pls - i might escape soon Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! now where do I go to put on my straitjacket Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing LOL Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A bed next to window with a nice view, please Laughing
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