Vegetable Gardening Techniques -

[headphonesman]

One day, while taking a stroll, a woman came upon a gentleman neighbor
who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red
from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for
two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the man was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?


" No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"



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[daripper]

LOL!!!!! good one
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[drastija]

LOL
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[ComputerDog]

Thanks for sharing - Really Good!

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[nonini]

lol
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