Bad Day

movienut50 · Lifetime Member Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 137

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps
next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker
says. "I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy
between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and
was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When
I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I
don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after
the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog
bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
poison!"

daripper · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject:

LOL!!! good one Laughing

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drastija · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject:

LOL

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SG1_Fan · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject:

I like it

fatheralice · Donator Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk

Lol!!

kizo1 · Member Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 91 Location: Australia

HEHEHEHEHEHE lol nice 1 Laughing

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