What's wrong with this COUNTRY?

 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:09 pm    Post subject: What's wrong with this COUNTRY? Reply with quote

What's wrong with this COUNTRY?
Read all the way to the end!!!!!!
Lets see if I have this right....

· - IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

· - IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

· - IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

· - IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

· - IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

· - IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

· - IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................

1 - A job
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.


Seems about right, huh? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sadly these statements are true.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its the same in the uk m8
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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