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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:31 am Post subject: This is Priceless |
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter; the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, bbroken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work, and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn' t do it." _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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spartanstew Valued Member
Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 182
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:27 am Post subject: |
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LOL.
Lazy *. |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!! sounds about like my nephews house _________________ Site Moderator
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herk Exceptional Member
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 355
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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hahahah. man, I hope my wife won't do that. |
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bobflemming Resident Artist
Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 1702 Location: London UK
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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Thats like my house - takes all weekend to clean up 5 days mess _________________ A day without wine is like a day without sunshine -hic! |
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nightowl Limited Membership
Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 1976 Location: canada
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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very good........sounds like here at times _________________
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fatheralice Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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LOL good one - I must agree that it sounds a little too familiar though |
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sawtooth Exceptional Member
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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annarere1960 *Member
Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 1863 Location: United States
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:43 am Post subject: |
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_________________ The heaviest baggage for a traveler is an empty wallet.
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phil6580 Donator
Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 1004 Location: Tyneside UK
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Lol. |
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