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		| Monkeylips Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:48 am    Post subject: Politically Correct ............Not |   |  
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				| Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East,  and he was  only here a few months
 when he became very ill.   He went to doctor after
 doctor, but none of them could help him.
 
 Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take
 dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de
 bocket,! pee on de poop, and den put your  head down
 over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten
 minutes."
 
 Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room,
 pooped in the  bucket, peed on the poop, bent over
 and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
 
 Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I
 feel terrific!   What was wrong with me?"
 
 The doctor said .... "You were homesick"
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		| 1Bullet Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:43 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Oh! thats bad, but funny as poop. |  | 
	
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		| phil6580 Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:09 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Lol.      |  | 
	
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		| fatheralice Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:15 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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 That was good, even if a little naughty!!
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		| movienut50 Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:27 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Loved it |  | 
	
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		| hondaMC Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:19 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Oh that was a bad one .............. but funny after all |  | 
	
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		| herk Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:15 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| ouch, that was really bad, but I still smiled.  |  | 
	
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		| bobflemming Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:18 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| definately not PC  _________________
 A day without wine is like a day without sunshine -hic!
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