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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:30 pm    Post subject: taken for granted? Reply with quote

A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had.

She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to continue for a length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, asked the woman to stand, and embraced and kissed her passionately.

The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL Laughing Laughing Laughing I'd delay the fishing trip Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HaHa - that was very funny!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good one! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one..... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmao Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

seen that one coming but it still put a smile on my face.Thanks Smile
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