A story about my ***

 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: A story about my *** Reply with quote

Awesome Story: We all could learn from this----I DID!!


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
Well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
The farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
Well needed to be covered up anyway;
It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
Donkey realized what was happening and cried
Horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
Quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
Looked down the well. He was astonished at what
He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
Back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
Off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
Stepped up over the edge of the well and
Happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
Our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
Of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less


NOW ............

Enough of that * . . . The donkey later came back,
And bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover
Your *, it always comes back to bite you.

You have two choices...smile and close this
Page, or pass this along to someone else to
Spread the fun.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehehe LOL!!! that's about the way it goes sometimes Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always CYA
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So true Exclamation Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He should have shot the donkey in the head first, and then added the dirt. Everyone wins.




Well, maybe not the Donkey
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice one. thanx.
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