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annarere1960 *Member
Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 1863 Location: United States
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:14 am Post subject: Ohio Diary |
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Ohio Diary
• Aug 12: Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. The landscape is so majestic. Can hardly wait to see it with snow. I love it here,
• Oct 14: Ohio is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful country and saw some deer. They are so graceful; certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
• Nov 11: Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
• Dec 2: It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel again. What a beautiful place. I love Ohio.
• Dec 12: More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here!
• Dec 19: More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Damn snow plow.
• Dec 22: More of that white * fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. *!
• Dec 25: Merry @*!!@#@! Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-* who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll kill the *. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the ice.
• Dec 27: More white * last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, cars stuck in a mountain of white *. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the stuff again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?
• Dec 28: The friggin weatherman was wrong. We got 43" of that white * this time. At this rate it won't melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and that * came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the * he pushed into the driveway, I broke the last one over his head.
• Jan 4: Finally out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those friggin beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed ALL of them last November.
• May 3: Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that lousy salt they put all over the road.
• May 10: Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in that God-forsaken state of Ohio.
_________________ The heaviest baggage for a traveler is an empty wallet.
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!! sounds about like when I lived up in Iowa _________________ Site Moderator
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SG1_Fan Donator
Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 282 Location: United States Pennsylvania
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:15 am Post subject: |
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Pennsylvania Diary Same **** different state |
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herk Exceptional Member
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 355
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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hahah, i am so glad I live in California. |
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SG1_Fan Donator
Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 282 Location: United States Pennsylvania
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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I'll keep the snow |
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