Why Southerners Don't Share Recipes

[annarere1960]

Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)


First, sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the
Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a
measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try
another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break
two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a
screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of
salt or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice
and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin
360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.
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[daripper]

LOL!!!! good one been there done that
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[Anonymous]

I seem to remember a night like that...