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Monkeylips
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A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a Rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....", he said with a deep sigh, . .
"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." |
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aukevin
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LOL!
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| Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLOL!!!!!! 
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spartanstew
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| Priceless |
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drastija
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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LOL 
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| ooh, I just love blonde jokes! |
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ComputerDog
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Good Joke! |
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SG1_Fan
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| Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| I bet I even get the blondes at work to laugh at this one |
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hondaMC
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| Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| That was a good one |
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nightowl
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| Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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very good.....
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phil6580
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:23 am Post subject: |
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| Lol very funny. |
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kat
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:32 am Post subject: |
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| hahahahahaha very good |
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Nice one - I like that a lot!! |
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GEORGIEBOY26
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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:54 am Post subject: |
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LMHO.......GOOD ONE
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Loenie
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| Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha good one |
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sawtooth
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| Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:09 am Post subject: |
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| ROFLMAO |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Too funny.
Have to share that one at work. |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:57 am Post subject: |
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| thats great |
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