The Ranch Hand

1Bullet · Artist Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 265

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew alot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

Now take off my bra."

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.

tkboxer · Resident Artist Joined: 15 May 2005 Posts: 1610

Good one.... Laughing

.....thats funny!
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phil6580 · Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:56 am Post subject:

Lol didnt see that coming. Great punchline. Laughing

fatheralice · Donator Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk

didn't see that coming either LOL Laughing

daripper · Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

LOL!!!! good one Laughing

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drastija · Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:15 am Post subject:

LOL

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herk · Exceptional Member Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 355

I read a different version b4. still funny though.

sawtooth · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:57 am Post subject:

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