headphonesman
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Location: UK
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 Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: After 9 months ? what happens / |
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Jack decided to go skiing with his mate, Bill. So they loaded up
Jack's minivan and headed towards Scotland. After driving for a few
hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a
nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
"I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house"
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from
a solicitor. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the solicitor of that attractive
widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bill and asked, "Bill, do you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bill
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up
to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bill said, a little embarrassed about being found
out "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bill's face turned beetroot red and he said, "Yes, look, I'm sorry,
mate. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?...)
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drastija
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Location: Osijek, Croatia
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LOL!!! 
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