Sorry, terrible "groan" joke

[headphonesman]

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they spot a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.



The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.



Aware of her own charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."



The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese.". "Oh, how childish", says the Poodle, "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."



She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?". "Um, I HATE liver and cheese", blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my", says the Poodle, "I guess it's completely hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence!".



So with a sense of looming failure, she then turns to the last of the three dogs and says "How about you, little guy?". The last of the three is tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse - it is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile and a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says …………….



(ok this is good)

































"Liver alone. Cheese mine."







OK, you can groan now!!!
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[phil6580]

Now that is bad. Lol

[drastija]

lol
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[daripper]

LOL!!!!!!!
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[fatheralice]

GROAN!!!