Airlines

[blknight3]

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow noticed a really beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself:

"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself,
and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the F#@k do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh,
she works for United!"
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[daripper]

LOL!!!!! good one
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[drastija]

LOL
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[herk]

hahahahah. that is so true. United has some of the most unfriendly flight attendants.

[nightowl]

good one
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