To Be 6 Again!

[blknight3]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off,
he asked what she' d like to have for her birthday.

I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours
later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again??

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

I meant my DRESS SIZE, you idiot!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it
wrong.
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[tkboxer]

Good one.
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[sawtooth]

[herk]

so true, so true.

[daripper]

LOL!!!! good one sounds about right
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[phil6580]

Lmfao.