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SG1_Fan
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled
and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer"
says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. |
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daripper
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LOL!!! a very good one 
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drastija
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| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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LOL 
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahah. that's a good one. |
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nightowl
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:15 am Post subject: |
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very good
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sawtooth
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arabian_knight
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| Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:53 am Post subject: |
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| Lol nice one |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| That was good... |
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Uinat
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| Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| Good one. |
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