Calf Birth

movienut50 · Lifetime Member Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 137

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence,
soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start
explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun,
I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son
and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.

"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

daripper · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject:

ROFLMAO!!! loved it, made my day Laughing

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sawtooth · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject:

Good one.

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drastija · Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:35 am Post subject:

LOL

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arabian_knight · Lifetime Member Joined: 05 May 2005 Posts: 251

That was a good one Very Happy

annarere1960 · Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:55 am Post subject:

very funny Laughing

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valve · Valued Member Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Posts: 159

LOL - that's great!

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kat · Valued Member Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 135

very funny

ComputerDog · Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:10 am Post subject:

Good Joke!

Laughing

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