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kat
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 Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:29 am Post subject: Barbie |
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson answers,
"Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... One of Ken's Friends. |
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annarere1960
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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isn't that the truth......lol...very funny 
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Uinat
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| Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:51 am Post subject: |
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So true.  |
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daripper
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 LOL!!!! good one sounds about right to me
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sawtooth
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drastija
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:10 am Post subject: |
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good
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nightowl
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:51 am Post subject: |
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very good
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:32 am Post subject: |
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