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nightowl
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: parking ticket Reply with quote

just have to wonder if someone would have the guts.... Laughing


The other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I said a couple of nasty words to him.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a ****head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.
I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing that would be a good one to pull on someone Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wanna try that. Good one nightowl. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Genious. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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