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		| nightowl Limited Membership
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: parking ticket |   |  
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				| just have to wonder if someone would have the guts....   
 
 The other day I went into town and went into a shop.
 I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
 When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
 I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
 citizen a break?"
 He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
 I said a couple of nasty words to him.
 He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
 So I called him a ****head.
 He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
 Then he started writing a third ticket.
 This went on for about 20 minutes.
 The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
 Personally, I didn't care.
 I came into town by bus.
 I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
 It's important at my age.
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		| tkboxer Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:15 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:45 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|          that would be a good one to pull on someone    _________________
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		| phil6580 Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I wanna try that.  Good one nightowl.    |  | 
	
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		| Uinat Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:52 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Genious.      |  | 
	
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