Magic Beer

[annarere1960]

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer",he says.
She thinks hes a little crazy,and asks is that really magic beer.
"Yes i will show you."He takes a drink of beer , jumps out of the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
She cant belive her eyes and asks him to do it again,he does the same again and she is totally amazed.
She says to the bartender "give me one of those magic beers"she takes one big gulp, jumps out the window plummets 30 stories breaks every bone in her body and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says,"You know Superman,your a real jerk when your drunk!"
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[nightowl]

thanks anna
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[daripper]

LOL!!!!! good one anna
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[drastija]

LOL
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[meezercrazy]

I love that joke!!! LOL

[Anonymous]

That was good !

[Uinat]

Nice, trhou I've heard it before.