Blonde bet!!

[Meshmeshta]

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 pm news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump..

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money.."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 pm news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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