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annarere1960
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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:19 am Post subject: |
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ROFLMAO!!!!! that one made my day 
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Awesome... |
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drastija
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:30 am Post subject: |
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 LOL
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nightowl
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:03 am Post subject: |
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thanks anna that was very good
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spartanstew
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| Will have to pass this one on. |
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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| That was very funny! |
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ComputerDog
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get it..... I was planning on voting for Bush too........
OK .. I know I can't, but my choices aren't at all funny!
Good joke.
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