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		| movienut50 Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Southern Lady |   |  
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				| A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
 
 He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
 
 She said, "Well, think of your wife and children.."
 
 He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
 
 She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
 
 He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
 
 She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb-* Yankee."
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		| daripper *Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| LOL!!!! good one      _________________
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		| blknight3 Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|      ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!        _________________
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		| tkboxer Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:19 am    Post subject: |   |  
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		| drastija Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:09 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  LOL  _________________
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				|  Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:49 am    Post subject: |   |  
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