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annarere1960
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 Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject: Men are like... |
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
 
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the * out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .. Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like... Blenders ...You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like... .Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .. Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ....Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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nonini
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kat
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:18 am Post subject: |
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very good!!!
especially no 5 and 13 |
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daripper
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LOL!!! good ones anna sounds very true about most of us guys
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drastija
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 LOL
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flyers2thecup
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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| i resemble that remark! err...i mean resent! |
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sawtooth
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Excellent, Anna. I know those are true. |
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spartanstew
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| None of them are true of me. |
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