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blknight3
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 Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:58 am Post subject: The Pastors A*s |
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The Pastor's A*s (not dirty)
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was
so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and
it won again. The local paper read...
PASTOR'S A*s OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A*s
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day:
NUN HAS BEST A*s IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the
paper read:
NUN SELLS A*s FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A*s IS WILD AND FREE
Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop
worrying about everyone else's * and you'll live longer and be a lot
happier
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daripper
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!! Good one 
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tkboxer
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Excellent! LMA**O!
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nightowl
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| Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:06 am Post subject: |
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very good
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drastija
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| Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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 LOL
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