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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject: Goodbye, Mom |
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Goodbye, Mom
I was shopping at Sav A Center and noticed a little old lady following me
around.
I stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at me.
She finally overtook me at the checkout, and she turned to me and said, "I
hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much
like my late son."
I answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out ' Good bye, Mom' as I leave the
store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the
store, I called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at me. Pleased that I had brought
a little sunshine into someone's day, I went to pay for my groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much? I only bought 5
items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her
things too."
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
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nightowl Limited Membership
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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That was very good _________________
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sawtooth Exceptional Member
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annarere1960 *Member
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_________________ The heaviest baggage for a traveler is an empty wallet.
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phil6580 Donator
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drastija Exceptional Member
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:48 am Post subject: |
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goood _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
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disneygirl1997 Exceptional Member
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:21 am Post subject: |
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very funny i would get caught like that ha ha ha _________________ life is like a box of chocolates |
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ComputerDog Lifetime Member
Joined: 30 Apr 2005 Posts: 447 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Ouch!
Very Good |
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