Goodbye, Mom

 
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:42 pm    Post subject: Goodbye, Mom Reply with quote

Goodbye, Mom


I was shopping at Sav A Center and noticed a little old lady following me
around.

I stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at me.

She finally overtook me at the checkout, and she turned to me and said, "I
hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much
like my late son."

I answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out ' Good bye, Mom' as I leave the
store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the
store, I called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at me. Pleased that I had brought
a little sunshine into someone's day, I went to pay for my groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much? I only bought 5
items." Shocked

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her
things too."



Don't trust little Old Ladies!!! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

very funny i would get caught like that ha ha ha
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch! Shocked

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