Branded Condoms

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Branded condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own brand condoms and kept the same tag-line they use to sell their other products..

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - Keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - No comment required.

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the packet.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in About 30 minutes.

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim!

Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg - Carlsberg don't do condoms, but if they did, they'd probably be
the best in the world!

AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (poor seller!!!)