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movienut50 Lifetime Member
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 137
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:21 am Post subject: The Bathtub Test |
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would u se the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE |
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Boneapart Resident Artist
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 5444 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:59 am Post subject: |
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Nice one... ROTFLMAO. _________________
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bobflemming Resident Artist
Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 1702 Location: London UK
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: |
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i was gonna say spoon, cause you can't get the last dregs out with a bucket
tighten the restraints pls - i might escape soon _________________ A day without wine is like a day without sunshine -hic! |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:46 am Post subject: |
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LOL!!! now where do I go to put on my straitjacket _________________ Site Moderator
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:47 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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sawtooth Exceptional Member
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 874 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 340 Location: Selo Veselo
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:58 am Post subject: |
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A bed next to window with a nice view, please |
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