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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:13 am Post subject: Birthday Drink |
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lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
The bartender gives her the drink, and she says,
"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,
"I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The woman says, "Thank you, how sweet of you.
OK then, Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
"I would like to buy you a drink too."
The woman says, "Thank you very much, my dear.
Bartender, I'll have another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink this time, he says,
"Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman giggles and replies,
"Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor.
Water, however, is a whole other issue!" _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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spartanstew Valued Member
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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LOL.
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daripper *Resident Artist
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!! good one _________________ Site Moderator
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drastija Exceptional Member
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:43 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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sawtooth Exceptional Member
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Boneapart Resident Artist
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:59 am Post subject: |
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Nice one... _________________
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bobflemming Resident Artist
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:04 am Post subject: |
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uh-oh must be getting old _________________ A day without wine is like a day without sunshine -hic! |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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herk Exceptional Member
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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ahaha, nice. |
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