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		| movienut50 Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:21 am    Post subject: The Bathtub Test |   |  
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				| It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
 asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient
 should be institutionalized.
 
 "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
 teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
 
 "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would u se the bucket
 because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
 
 "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
 near the window?"
 
 
 
 DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
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		| Boneapart Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:59 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Nice one... ROTFLMAO.  _________________
 
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		| bobflemming Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| i was gonna say spoon, cause you can't get the last dregs out with a bucket   tighten the restraints pls - i might escape soon
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		| daripper *Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:46 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| LOL!!! now where do I go to put on my straitjacket        _________________
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		| drastija Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:47 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  LOL  _________________
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		| sawtooth Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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		| Uinat Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:58 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| A bed next to window with a nice view, please  |  | 
	
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