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		| SG1_Fan Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:43 am    Post subject: YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN |   |  
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				| YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN 
 I was at the mall the  other day, eating at the food court. I
 noticed an old man watching a  teenager sitting next to him.
 The teenager had spiked hair in all  different colors: green,
 red, orange, and blue.
 
 The old man  kept staring at him. The teenager would look and
 find the old man  staring every time. When the teenager had had
 enough, he sarcastically  asked, "What's the matter old man,
 never done anything wild in your  life?"
 
 The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk
 once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
 were  my son?
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		| ComputerDog Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| As an "old man" myself, I really liked this joke.     
 Thanks,
 
 - CD
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				|  Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:19 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Sounds like Ned from Bubba the Love Sponge |  | 
	
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		| daripper *Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| LOL!!!!! good one      _________________
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		| megafree Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:35 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| an old one but still funny as heck. 
 good joke,
 
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		| flyers2thecup Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:17 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | tbfl wrote: |  	  | Sounds like Ned from Bubba the Love Sponge | 
 
 
 haha.  agreed.
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		| fatheralice Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:07 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  Good one!  |  | 
	
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		| phil6580 Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:06 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Lol great.      |  | 
	
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		| fredo Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:38 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| haha, i  love this one. Good one! _________________
 Better let people think ur a fool then open ur mouth and remove al doubt.
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		| kat Valued Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| hahahaha very good one      |  | 
	
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		| Uinat Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Priceless          |  | 
	
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