The Pathfinder

[talion]

Ah! At last we know what would happen if Rambo were a viking left behind and raised by North American native indians. He adopts his new people and then defends them against the next wave of the heartless rapists and pillagers.

Pretty violent stuff, but some neat cinematography. Suspension of disbelief is absolutely necessary here. You must be willing and able to overlook obvious inconsistencies in military science and weapons, historical context, meteorological phenomenon, and some occasionally hopeless dialogue. If you can do this then you've actually got a fairly workable action/period piece. Strictly for laughs though. Pop extra testosterone for this one, and always remind yourself throughout the movie that the main actress is named Moon Bloodgood, just for effect.