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movienut50
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . .
Wait for it. .
It's coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye." |
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SG1_Fan
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| Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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So you can say they had an eye popping experience  |
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fatheralice
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Groan!!!  |
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sawtooth
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha, groan. should have seen that coming. |
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daripper
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LOL!!!! good one
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drastija
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LOL
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