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blknight3
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 Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: Thoughts For The Day |
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. LMAO! My favorite
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sawtooth
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| Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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Very good.  |
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drastija
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LOL
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daripper
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:17 am Post subject: |
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LOL!!!! those were great loved the last one
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| I like those a lot - nice one. |
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SG1_Fan
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:11 am Post subject: |
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| The last one's Great,Thanks |
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| hahah, I love the old aunt one. |
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Uinat
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:45 am Post subject: |
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| Good one. |
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