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fatheralice Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:56 am Post subject: Just about sums it up..... |
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A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.Briton for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Great Britain !"
The person says, "I not British, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Great
Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Pakistan, I am not
British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you British?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British ?"
The African lady checks her watch and says...
"Probably at work." |
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herk Exceptional Member
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 355
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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haha, damn, that's a bit racist. haha. |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:16 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:42 am Post subject: |
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