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SG1_Fan
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 Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD |
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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up
to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light
but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your
house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George
said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught
the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you
said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody
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blknight3
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 ROFL  Now that one works 
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nonini
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lol
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spartanstew
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| Love that one. |
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daripper
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LOL!!!! good one
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fatheralice
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| What a great idea! - Brilliant |
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sawtooth
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fredo
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:40 am Post subject: |
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i would use that one too
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drastija
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:40 am Post subject: |
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LOL
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headphonesman
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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brilliant ! 
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| nice! but I wonder if the police can get you for making a fake emergency call. |
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Uinat
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| Excellent, smart... |
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