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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:23 am Post subject: Mothers Milk |
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was,
"Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the
end of the test rang, he wrote...
7.) It comes in such cute containers.
He got an A. _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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herk Exceptional Member
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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ahahah, that was great. |
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fatheralice Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:30 am Post subject: |
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I like #7!! |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!!!! he should have received an A+ for number 7 _________________ Site Moderator
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kat Valued Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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smart kid! |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:51 am Post subject: |
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