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blknight3
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:23 am    Post subject: Mothers Milk Reply with quote

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was,
"Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all.

One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

He wrote:
1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the
end of the test rang, he wrote...
7.) It comes in such cute containers.

He got an A.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahahah, that was great.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like #7!!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!!!! he should have received an A+ for number 7 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
smart kid!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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