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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:58 pm    Post subject: Brokeback Bar Reply with quote

A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's
The name of your willy?"The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of
That. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
The name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
The slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
Will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man
Sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
Yours?"The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."The thirsty
Cowboy asks,Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
Lickin and keeps on tickin!'"A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two
Fella's' on his right who just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita
And says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"The first man turns to him
And proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." "Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford lately?"The guy next to him then says, "I call
Mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
He comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the
Bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a
Beer."The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
Look asks, "Why Secret?"The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO!!!!!! now that was funny Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is funny! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing thats going to work with me today,thanks
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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