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blknight3
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A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,Garge, how was your day?"
Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Lard Tunderin' Bye, what did ye do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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Monkeylips
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Nothing like a good newfie joke.  |
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Uinat
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daripper
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LOL!!!!
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drastija
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LOL
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herk
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hahahah! what a moron.  |
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