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blknight3
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 Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:07 am Post subject: Rick Is Missing (Humor) |
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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! "
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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daripper
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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 LOL!!!!! he was a brave man indeed to give something
like bathroom scales to a woman 
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kveits007
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO
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sawtooth
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| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:06 am Post subject: |
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| Excellent! |
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drastija
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| Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:52 am Post subject: |
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LOL
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| haha - good one! |
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bobflemming
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:36 am Post subject: |
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poor Rick,
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herk
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| hahha, damn! my wife would kill me if I did that. |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:35 am Post subject: |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That was the best joke I've read in a while.
Thanks ! |
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Uinat
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:08 am Post subject: |
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Poor guy
bwahahahahaha
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