SG1_Fan
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Posts: 282
Location: United States Pennsylvania
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 Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject: three wishes |
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Texan are all
working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in
total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also
farm. I
want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in
Canada was
forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around
Afghanistan,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or
Canadians can come in our our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there
was a huge
wall around those countries
The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this
wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high,
5oo feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can
get in or
out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says,
'Fill it
with water.'
I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the
year.... |
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Fejinwales
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Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 22
Location: Rhondda Valley, South Wales, U.K
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Brilliant on so many levels.....LOL
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